Taco Bell: An Honest Review

Have you ever been sitting in class, shamefully daydreaming about refried beans while Ms. Mccoy teaches you about the Pitagreasy Theorem, when out of nowhere you hear someone's stomach start rumbling? You look around, smirking, ready to point and jeer at whoever this strange noise is originating from, when you realize in horror that the entire class is staring at you, and that your boisterous stomach was the one that so rudely spoke out of turn. Even your crush is staring at you, laughing harder than you’ve ever seen her laugh before, much harder than she has ever laughed at any of your jokes. This did not happen to me, because I pay close attention in Ms. McCoy’s class, but it is a very realistic scenario that harms many people a year. Anyways, my name is An Ning “Ling Ling” Li, and I recently embarked on a voyage with my trusty minion and girlfriend Benjamina Kamonkey (she goes to a different school) to Taco Bell so I could finally ingest myself with the lunch of champions. Now let’s get the egg rolling. KaMonkey and I had decided to travel to Taco Bell in order to take a long-awaited crack at the one and only “Luxe Cravings Box”. With the nearest Taco Bell being a 15 minute walk for most (I can run it in three minutes), this hidden deal is one that all beautiful ASTI students should pounce upon. The food deal not only includes nachos, with the famous Taco Bell droopy cheese, but you also get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch and the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos. This “Taco” is so crazy that it makes you go Loco. It also unfortunately includes the Beefy 5-layer burrito, which nobody likes and which I always give to Benjamina, my minion and REAL girlfriend (she doesn’t go here), who happily gobbles it down. To wash it all through your system, you get a refillable Medium Fountain Drink, which is like a water cup but bigger and less frowned upon by society. Though Taco Bell is one of Alameda’s mustiest restaurants, I give the Luxe Cravings Box a 9.7/10 because of the unbelievable value and the top-tier service of the touch-screen devices. This un-pho-gettable deal made me a very happy boy. With all these items in a combo for only 7 bucks, there has to be a catch, and yes you would be right. This deal isn’t exactly 7 dollars but you also have to add tax to the final price so the whole combo can cost somewhere between 8 to 8 dollars and 20 cents. Please “pho”give me. Now let’s “pho”gettaboutit and get cracking at Big Daddy Eats’s review of the “pho”nomenon known as pho. (LINK TO NICOLE’S PHO REVIEW)